penis

1.) A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life desisions.

When I'm lost in this world, my penis always leads the way.

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Penis

~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process
~Something women can't live without
~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club
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The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him

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penis

Someone looking up the word "penis" at this site.

By reading this you are infact a penis.

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penis

A slang word for dick.

See also:
dick
donga
Richard

The scientific name for a man's penis is dick.

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Penied

The act of either denying a Penis access, or Denying access to a penis.

Rhonda refused to have sex with Jim. He totally got penied.

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penis

If you can't think of anything else to look up on this website you are here!

Man penis is all i can think of

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Penis

1.The thing that makes or breaks a relationship.
2.The thing easily replaced with my showerhead.
3.The thing that makes me wanna puke if it's under 5 inches...or over 11.
4.The most disgusting, addictive part on the male body.

1.Can I see your penis before I say "I love you."?
2.Who needs a penis when I can masturbate all night?
3.Omg ow your 12 inch penis is going in my uterus.
4.This is so gross but I can't stop sucking your penis.

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