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Located in north-western Pennsylvania, this branch campus offers a variety of majors/minors to a generally unmotivated student body.
The school receives an annual snow fall of 30 to 40 feet which begins approximately 45 minutes after the blistering heat ends in August. The focal point of the campus is the amazing physics phenomena which requires students to walk uphill to and from class.
Around 65% of the students are 5th year seniors thanks to the grand engineering scheduling structure. On a more positive note, the school offers a male to female ratio of about 6 to 1 which is more balanced than years past. However, with this increase in female population comes a steep rise in bitch.
The food options for Behrend are limited to dobbins (home of the dobbins dash), Bruno's, and the always lovely Hungry Howie's. Without the latter, the entire student body would certainly starve to death or resort to cannibalism.
Overall, Penn State Behrend is absolutely the greatest school anyone could ever go to because amazing crazy things always happen (pop secret). If you can tunnel through the snow and bull shit, its not all that bad of a place to live.
Penn State Behrend was the only school I applied to, but unfortunately i got in.
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A dominant force consisting of two teams, men and women, who play the best sport ever created. These two teams are not only BOTH undefeated in their Fall 2005 seasons, but both groups are ridiculously good looking. They make the game of rugby look easy.
ps-Both teams are currently ranked second in the nation...get off us
pps-this is really just for fun and we are not this cocky, so do not take it that way :)
Who are you playing today?
Penn State Rugby:/
Oh no! I hear a girl on their team invented the sport in the womb!And the guy's team is totally fetch!
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Penn State Harrisburg (aka Capital College) is located in the most boring part of Pennsylvannia, which is one of the most boring states. There is nothing to do. Students try to "party," which is admirable, but their parties either suck or get bopped. Don't forget PSH is also a DRY campus! Yay! Hahaha this place absolutely sucks and anyone considering this school shouldn't even think twice- Go somewhere else!
"Hey, where do you go to school now?"
Penn State!
"Oh wow that sounds-"
Penn State Harrisburg
"Oh."
Yeah.
"How is it?"
Boring.
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A Penn State satellite campus located in Berks county PA. its a small campus, everyone smokes, the doors are ridiculously hard to open in the library, everyone thinks we are stupid, but we are just as kick-ass as main campus students, we have awesome professors, Billie Walker is the coolest reference librarian on earth, have a romantic dinner at Tully's, the hottest cars are our parking lot, you can eat, drink and yell really loud in the library, the Larson building always smells like poop, always some guy driving a gator tractor thingy around picking up cigarette butts, we have the hottest babes and the wildest parties with the most beer!
Q: yo were da hottest parties tonight?
A: Penn State Berks yo!
Q: yo were das everyone hang out and smoke?
A: Penn State Berks fool!
Q: weres da hottest babes at man?
A: Penn State Berks playa!
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A Penn State branch campus, located in Media, PA with a very high acceptance rate and a football team that has been undefeated since 1967. According to a bulletin board on the second floor of the residence hall....skipping a class is like 30 dollars (source was not listed).
Penn State Brandywine’s football team has been undefeated for over 50 years!
Cuddling, with a side of pedophilia, a dash of molestation and alot of penis
Did you see that creepy guy with the rapist glasses and the trenchcoat? I bet he likes little boys, and cuddling Penn State Style.
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Shower room mischief pioneered by Penn State football coaches. One participant must be under 18.
Father Donovan was moved to another parish after they caught him and little Bobby doing it Penn State style.
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