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same as a reacharound
"I havnt had a wingers perk since I left the Army"
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A male, ususally, but not limited to being directly born and raised in the cornfields of Indiana. Other acceptable cornfield states are, nebraska, kansas, and the dakotas.
A person that is dirty/notorious for doing the mainly these acts:
-Running naked laps after getting skunked in beer die or pong
-shoving leaves into a girls mouth and then purusing a makeout session with her.
-Getting extremely wasted and puking, peeing and pooping his pants all in the same night. Also when wested, usually found being extremely vocal (loud) for no aparent reason and causing a ruckus, while having his voice crack from time to time
dude, the dirty perk just ran a naked lap at 7:30 in the afternoon!!!
do you remember semiformal last year when the dirty perk shoved leaves in his dates mouth and then made out with her!?!?
OMG the dirty perk is under his desk right now and i think he pooped his pants!
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A perk enjoyed by a friend or family member that enables you to enjoy it as well because you know them or are related to them.
I go to the local bar and receive free beers because of the spillover perks of my sister dating the head bartender.
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A small and cheap district in southeastern Pennsylvania. Many of it's residents do drugs or are lazy, racist, and unsuccessful. It is only really known for crimes that occur, such as a killing spree, drug busts, and pedophiles.
Person 1: Where did you grow up?
Person 2: Upper Perk.
Person 1: Huh? Oh you mean that place with the murder spree last year?
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Overwhelming sadness and anxiety felt by underclassmen as a result of their close senior or upperclassman friends graduating.
Named after the book The Perks of Being a Wallflower, where a freshman's entire friend group is made up of seniors, but they are going to graduate.
I've gotten so close to many seniors that I can call them my best friends, and I'm scared for their graduation. It'll feel like losing an entire family. Perks syndrome has been hitting me hard.
a phrase used to describe someone’s big ass
person 1: did you see mckinley’s ass? she has some nice perk cheeks
person 2: no kidding! they’re almost as big as my moms
Like the other two definitions have stated, Upper Perk is a small school district in rural Pennsylvania. If you’re reading this you either go to Upper perk and want to see how people defined it, you live near it, or you have no idea what it is. Upper Perk is predominately white, I believe about 91% white (so not very diverse). The school is a place where the bathrooms are really used for juuling rather than it’s original purpose. The students can mostly be separated into two categories; those who are either racist, lazy, unmotivated, rednecks, or stoners, or then there are those who are smart, motivated (at least somewhat), and want to do something successful with their lives. In the end, as a student you either end up staying in Upper Perk forever, or are continuously drawn back to it, or you try to get away from it. As much as we may complain about our school district, most of us realize it’s actually not all that bad. There are perks to going to a small school in a rural location.
Student: I hate Upper Perk. I want to move away.
Other Student: Bro, you’d die in another school. It’s really not that bad.
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