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The need or desire to use the same towel each time after showering. This may be a favorite towel with sentimental value, or the beach sized one that covers all your parts. This condition is frequently only suffered by one member of a family, causing much frustration upon finding that someone else has used "your" towel.
Boy: "Mom, where's my green towel?"
Mom: "It's in the wash, hon. I used it to dry off the dog earlier."
Boy: "Damn you, towel permanence. Now I cant shower."
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An euphemism for getting laid off or fired.
That horn dog got away with sexually harassment until one of his targets ratted him out. Now, he’s taking a permanent vacation.
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A long term partnership with someone that is ambiguously platonic to outsiders.
It’s an undefinable permanent relationship between two people that is more than friendship, but they aren’t in a ‘relationship’ per se.
It often involves homosexual men, who are somewhat closeted.
Lisa Marie Preslie and Michael Jackson were permanent friends.
When someone keeps untagging themselves in a photo on Facebook, You tag them and take a picture of their name being shown on that very picture. Then you upload that new picture and tag them again in the same spot. now they are permananlty tagged !
"yo Max keeps un-tagging himself, how will everyone know its him"
"just get him Permanently Tagged already"
" LMFAo0 , true "
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A "cocktail" drink that consists of Jagermeister, Vodka, Tequila and Gin
Do you want to drink a Permanent Marker
No way dude they're fucked
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Also known as a curb job or curbing. When you force someone to place their open mouth over the edge of a curb, then you stomp the back of their head, causing lovely devastating and even fatal damage to their skull.
"I'm gonna give this guy a permanent smile."
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