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You kiss your favorite person in the world day
Let’s join national kiss your favorite person day
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On October 22, you can drag any previously thrown "person" (under 5'4") on the ground for up to 15 yards (see National throw a short person day) without permission
Oh boy! It's October 22, National drag a broken short person day, let's grab William and curb-stomp him!
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Personal Health Day is an initiative by AumsWow Wellness.
More than 70% deaths worldwide are caused due to lifestyle diseases; and these can be prevented by celebrating Personal Health Day once in a month by conducting a self-health check-up in just 30 minutes.
Hey Himanshu, what’s up with this measuring your weight and all?
Himanshu: nothing just I’m celebrating Personal Health Day and recording it in my AumPHD.
The day where a person can *abuse a short person* *without permission*
It allows any type of abuse.
13 June, National abuse a short person day
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A day used not for work, schoolwork, chores or anything of the sort to take a break from the trials and tribulations of everyday life. It is used to rest and nothing more.
Usually used on a weekend or perhaps through feigning sick for classes or work.
"I took a personal health day on Tuesday so I could catch up on sleep and my TV shows... I've been working non-stop since last Monday!"
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Someone who would be able to have sex every day.
every day person I hate to admit but in an everyday person
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October 24 is the National beat a short person to death day. On the 24th of october you can legally beat a short person to death with no consequences. No weapons just your bare fists. Everyone under 5'4 (1.60) will be in great danger.
Judge: sir we have multiple witnesses that saw you murder that poor man.
Tall person: its october 24, AKA national beat a short person to death day.
Judge: oh ok lmao
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