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phallic recall

A certain memory of how good that dick felt causes an outward emotional response.

Had a certain phallic recall of me sliding my pussy down on your cock, it was so perfect, I started to cry.

by Grambam July 10, 2018


phallic man

a super hero that looks lie a penis thats what made him funny he shoot didldos at the evil he is a rigid staff of justice

" LOOK IN THE SKY ITS FALIC MAN SOOTING HIZ JIZZ_O_RAY AT BIG GAY BUBBA AND EARL THe JANITOR!!"

by marklar July 24, 2004

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phallic narcissist

One who has a low sense of security. Phallic narcissist feel that the only people they can communicate with are people only as brilliant as they are. they tend to befriend people with gifts of intelligence only to extend there reputation.

Exhibitionism and trying to feel 'manly', are common traits. A phallic narcissist, therefore, may tend to wear abercrombie & fitch or tight fitting clothes to exemplify muscles when, in fact, they look weak. They also drive automobiles, preferably with or around women, at excessive and unnecessary speeds to feel a sense of power.

Phallic narcissists need material desires at any cost. While their image is of perfection, the average person will perceive them as abnormal.

Rich, handsome people with money to spend tend to become phallic narcissists.

A strong desire for material needs may be fulfilled. But true happiness with friends and loved ones remains absent.

student 1: hey look at jared, he's so ripped with his six pack, i feel like shit because i cant sport abercrombie the way he does...
Student 2: Please, that's exactly what that phallic narcissist wants you to feel. he's just sad because of his small penis.

by redzone1 November 10, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Phallic Mallet

1. A douche-bag alpha male.
2. Meat-headed moron male.
3. Muscly idiot who tries to intimidate / impress people with his big muscles and shiny shirt.

"Oh fuck, look at that phallic mallet who just walked in with his retard friends, now all the bitches are gonna bounce and this place will be a sausage fested ghost town -- let's jet too before they get some Jager Bombs in them and start requesting AC/DC."

by G Laz! August 28, 2011

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phallic column

The penis is considered the phallic column.

Most men have phallic columns.

by Rofoman April 26, 2006

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giganto phallicism

the state of having a giant phallus; figuratively, bold as a man with a giant phallus

I couldn't keep denying the Holocaust after facing such poor reception. Ahmedinejad must have a case of giganto phallicism.

by Jaggers September 25, 2009

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Phallic Compensation

When a man with small genitals overcompensates when attempting to attract a member of the opposite sex.

When Sal told me he was taking a girl he met to the Celine Dion concert, I knew he was a victim of phallic compensation.

by tactrash June 19, 2008

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