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In a certain episode of buffy the vampire slayer the one with the fish-men she falls down a hole and the camra is position so when looking down the hole you see down here top and bra.
Oh my goodness, they hired the buffy photographer for that Be'oncey video
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When someone licks the sweat off the hair of another person's gouche.
Oooga and Smooga were talking on a rock in 10000 B.C.
"Smooga, you got dirt in your gouche," said Oooga.
"Could Oooga get it for me?" responded Smooga.
"Glad to help."
Little did Oooga and Smooga know that they had performed the first Canadian Photographer in history.
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Unemployed. when one who states he/she has a place of employment or something to do for earning potential when in reality, do not have this but in fact merely half obscure business cards done up on ms publisher. These people are " freelance photographers ".
Girl: Hey, so what do you do?
Guy: i uh..you know, work on contract...sometimes theres work sometimes there isn't...i shoot um, photographs and develop them in my basement. I don't make much, but when i do it's alright.
Girl : so you're a freelance photographer?
Guy: yeah.
Girl: nvm, not my type.
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noun. One who has stopped caring in kissing up to colleges and faking happiness to pretend that everything is alright. "Mercenary" suggests living life only for oneself; does not matter how one chooses to live, as it is their life. "Photographer" suggests living life as a freelance photographer, with freedom in personal happiness and capturing the little beauty left in the world to preserve it in art.
As a mercenary photographer, I live for myself and myself only.
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Think Ghost Writer, a Ghost Photographer helps young photographers, weekend photographers and celebrities turn their photographs into art.
The celebrity had printed a beautiful coffee table book of their own photographs with the help of a ghost photographer.
A young photographer breaking into the business could benefit from hiring a ghost photographer for their first shoots.
The ghost photographer actually came to one photo shoot posing as an assistant.
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The slippery slope of becoming a wannabe "Pro Photographer" that starts with the rule of 1 in 1,000.
With the advent of digital slr cameras for under $500 every mom with a camera takes 1,000 pictures of their child, 1 of those pictures is pretty good and when shown to a friend or family member she hears the golden words "that shot is great...you have a real knack for photography" and so the journey begins.
Without any inkling of ISO, shutter speed, aperture, color balance, lighting, composition...any thought at all (AUTO EVERYTHING) mom thinks she has actual talent.
Through the marketing avenues of friends she books a few gigs shooting babies on bedsheets with gerber daisies, wearing funny colorful hats, hanging in cheese cloth, hands shaped in the form of hearts on expecting bellies, bad lighting, composition and exposure, but the ability to "sell it as art" since she's now a pro shooter.
1.) Images way to photoshopped, skintones are blown out, yellow, way to saturated.
2.) Won't give you a receipt since hubby is the bread winner and doesn't claim her income, it's tax free money under the table.
3.) Uses pirated photoshop.
4.) All the comments on their "mommy photo blog" are posted by the same 10 people every post with generic comments like "OMG, SO CUTE!!!!" or "Lisa, you are SO talented, OMG!!!" It's pretty much a must to have multiple exclamation points OMG! All comments must be dripping with unbelievable back patting ooze.
How was your session? I forgot all of my equipment at the studio so I just soccer mom'd it.
Wow, uuum, those images are really something? Yeah, I went to a soccer mom photographer. We didn't have the money for a professional photographer.
Those pictures look like my mom took them! That's because we used a soccer mom photographer.
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By definition is AWESOME/epic.
Occupation: Method of recording permanent images by the action of light projected by a lens in a camera onto a film or other light-sensitive material.
Lifestyle: Shooting.
Verdict: Fooking amazing.
Guy 1: Hey dude, did you see CIT Photographic societies latest exhibition?
Guy 2: Nah Boi.... Art is for fooking Faggits!
Guy 1: Down with that sort of thing you gypsy muck! CIT Photographic Society is the most epic society in the world.
Guy 2 was found several days later in a ditch with his hand so far up his ass he could tickle his little dangly throat thingys
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