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The sexiest old French spaceship captain EVER.
Jean luc Picard yelled at Data for being too smart.
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Captain of the Federation Starship Enterprise, NCC 1701-D and NCC 1701-E.
Kicks Kirk's butt.
Little hair.
Real name is Patrick Stewart.
Ok, that's it.
La de dah de dah de dilly dilly dah.
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The captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise-D.
"Let's see what's out there...engage."-Jean-Luc Picard
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Male, balding character in tights who is Captain of the starship Enterprise from *Star Trek : The next Generation*.
He drove a wierd buggy-car in ST: Nemesis,
And was turned into a Borgling at some point. He has a pet lionfish, and was born someplace in California. Among his crew are an android Data, a slightly telepathic Counsellor, Deanna Troi, and a dude with a mustache, First Officer Riker. He likes to order "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot" from the replicator (personally, I think someone who gets into battles every other episode, and has lost multiple Enterprises should have something a bit stronger to drink).
He has a couple of old, paper-bound books, and Violates the Prime Directive on occasion. And, IIRC, his ship's designation was NCC 1701 -D or E or something similar.
Picard : Tea! Earl Grey! Hot!
Replicator *delivers iced latte*
Picard : OMGWTFBBQ!!! Geordi! Get down here!
***loosely paraphrased from short story***
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When a drunk girl is getting sick in the bathroom and when she is throwing up in the toilet. you pull her pants down and fuck her from behind. boldly going where no man has gone before!
The John Luke Picard a Mcleod special!
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Popular drinking game which originated in upstate New York. It was named after the Star Trek Captain, Jean-Luc Picard. Players start with a full beverage (ie. beer) and proceed to 'chug' or drink the beer as fast as they can. The first one done becomes Captain Picard, he/she then gets to choose someone else to do a 'jig' with them. The two players must now compete to be the first one done with their beer, while dancing an irish-like riverdance jig. The winner becomes the new Captain Picard and the game continues.
Frank: "Dude, what do you guys want to do
tonight? ...we have a lot of beer
and nowhere to go."
Mable: "How about we play
Captain Picard does a jig?"
Lester: "Yeah, that sounds pretty good!
We'll get drunk fast and it'll
be hilarious trying to
riverdance while drinking!"
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The most amazing man that has ever graced this Earth. His popularity was renewed by the almighty fabulous amazing website called you're the man now dog. That sexy beast.
Captain - Jean - Luc - Picard - ofthe - USS - enterprise. (Repeat x infinity)
Captain Jean-Luc Picard
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