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Pigs in a Blanket, n. - The act of having three or more naked men in one bed at once usually for sexual reasons.
Marcos: Hey guys, wanna come back to my place and get all cozy with me and Seth .
Trent: Yeah babycakes i wanna be pigs in a blanket with you boys.
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seek out the fattest bitch with the flabbiest arms and do as follows: make her drink a fifth of 151(you may want a bottle for yourself too), get 3 other friends and a camera, take her excess arm and/or leg jello and wrap it around your taliwacker proceeding to perform coitus with it as your friends assault her other limbs.
why do you have bed sores on the backs of your arms and legs Rosie, have you been laying in bed surfacing to harriet the spy for days on end again?
No not since last week, I agreed to make pigs in a blanket with the Baldwin brothers.
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Did you see that porn stars uncircumcised dick? That shit looked like a pig in the blanket.
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simply pinch your ball sack (lightly) on both sides of your penis and lift up and squeeze together around your penis.
looks like the good ol' IHOP "pigs in a blanket".
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To wrap a piece of ham or Salami around your piece and stick it in a girls vagina or anus.
I was hungry and horny so I gave my girlfriend a pig in a blanket.
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When a male is with two females, he begins to lay flat on a bed. Whilst the females lay horizontaly as if they were going into the scissor position. Then the male relaxes while the females creep slowly towards the male genetalia. Whilst the male is erect, the females slowly rub their genitals against the male genitals.
Females scissor while a male puts his penis between the two females vaginas. This is Pig In A Blanket
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When doing a dude from behind, you reach up with one hand and hook his nostrils with the first two fingers, while simultaneously punching him in the back of the head and ejaculating on his grandmother's afghan.
Those dudes where like pigs in a blanket.
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