Random
Source Code
Random
A police officer who is literally a pig in body, mind, and spirit:
1) Uneducated
2) Waddles
3) Slow in thought
4) Fat
5) Grunts in syllables
6) Territorial
7) Eats salty junk food
Person 1: "A cop pulled me over yesterday and gave me a ticket."
Person 2: "Was he a pig?"
73👍 38👎
a government-funded butt-picking fucktard addicted to donuts. Just about every cop you've ever met was the little chickenshit pussy with the smart mouth who got its ass (yeah, that's right; "ITS ass", not "his ass" or "her ass") kicked on a daily basis back in school. Don't be surprised if you recognized the pig who's giving you a rash of senseless shit for no good reason as Myron, the trailer park-dwelling, booger-eating mutant from high school who got fired from McDonalds for fucking the hamburger buns.
Hey, you fuckin' PIG! Fucked any hamburger buns or donuts lately? Your mother should have taken a coat hanger to your worthless child-molesting ass when she had the chance!
1358👍 912👎
the dickweed cops who arrest kids for smoking weed. give out fines for loitering, and beat up black people for no given reason
Ice-Cube: fuck the police comin strait frum da underground, a young nigga got it bad cuz i'm brown...
pigs: damned right nigger! you scum of the earh! lets go arrest some kids for skateboarding at the donut shop, then go pick up some fritters
411👍 264👎
pigs are they sworn enemy of the skateboarders. pigs are usually fat, bald, ugly, and eat alot of doughnuts.
315👍 204👎
Perfect Instagram Girl, someone with at least 2k+ followers whose life is pretty much perfect according to their Instagram.
"Have you seen her Instagram? She's definitely a PIG"
33👍 16👎
1. Any of several mammals of the family Suidae, having short legs, cloven hooves, bristly hair, and a cartilaginous snout used for digging.
2. (Insult) A derogatory term for a heavy eater, a slob, a pervert, or a chauvenist male.
3. A propane tank, often used for cooking and water heating in rural areas.
4. (Military) Nickname for the M60 machinegun, used by the U.S. Army since the 1950s and only recently replaced by the M240.
1. We have several pigs on our farm.
2. You're such a pig.
3. We need to refill our pig soon or we'll have to take cold showers every morning.
4. My pig eats through ammo like nothing you've ever seen.
125👍 83👎
nickname for a police officer. stemming from the time of prohibition and gangs and such. it started because some group of cops had PIG on their car (Pride, Integrity, Guts). ironically, the cops of that time period showed none of those characteristics.
Jimmy: Hide the whiskey, the pigs are coming
Bernie: I smell bacon.
24👍 12👎