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Verb for the noun 'butt pirate'
That butt pirate is so good at it, they have a Ph.D. in anal piracy (a.k.a. butt piracy).
when two kids, one named Kevin and one name Anthony have fierce and violently intense butt sex with their tiny penises and dildos. usually blood is spilled from assholes due to excessive anal sex. duck-tape or dildos can be used to plug up the vast amounts of anal leakage
wow, those two kids Anthony and Kevin really had a lot of hard butt piracy last night
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when two kids, one named Kevin and one name Anthony have fierce and violently intense butt sex with their tiny penises and dildos. usually blood is spilled from assholes due to excessive anal sex. duck-tape or dildos can be used to plug up the vast amounts of anal leakage
wow, those two kids Anthony and Kevin really had a lot of hard butt piracy last night
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A weird screen when some pirate copies some shitty game
Sony: (Shows Anti Piracy Screen) Please turn of the PS2 and report this stolen copy to sony!
Nintendo: (Shows Anti Piracy Screen) YOU WILL GO TO GULAG FOREVER FOR MAKING PIRACY IN A MULTI BILLIONAIRE COMPANY WE WANNA MAKE MONEY
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People, who for some reason, hate piracy so much that they go on the internet and shove their beliefs down people's throats. These people are goody two shoes and their anal retentive hate for cracks, serials, roms, or any other form of copyright infringement tends to annoy people. Their most common technique is to go on a forum with a misleading topic title and then proceed to tell everyone that they are right and that piracy is bad. This attitude is also found in books that teach you how to hack the PSP or the Xbox 360.
Example 1: The Misleading Topic Title
*Topic title says FREE PHOTOSHOP SERIALZ*
Average Person: Hmm... free photoshop serials? I need some.
*When the person clicks on the topic, there is an anti piracy whore, trolling the boards*
Anti Piracy Whore: Don't you see? Piracy is bad...blah blah...you can go to jail...blah blah...up to 5,000 dollar fine...blah blah...
Example 2: A casual discussion gone to Hell
*at school or work*
Person 1: Hey, do you have any serial numbers for Nero 7?
Person 2: Yeah sure! I'll send you a keygen when I get home.
Anti Piracy Whore: STOP! Please don't be a pirate! You'll ruin it for all of us who don't steal software and it will take money from the hard-working creators of Nero and piracy is the reason why Nero is so expensive...
Persons 1: Dude, you should forget about this guy. He was probably paid by the MPAA to bitch like this.
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The act of bypassing another vehicle ordering food and taking their order. Best done under the cover of night fall. Skipping the innocent and then buying their food earns you the rank of Buccaneer. Take the food after they pay and you're now a Captain.
That car took my order in an act of blatant Drive-Thru Piracy!
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- the theory of the United States (a.k.a. Team America World Police) government's attempt to cunt punch the world of pirated software, music, and movies, and the resulting consequences. The user seeking pirated goods is forced to go on a saga into the depths of the interwebz in an attempt to seek his/her original goal, the discography of Lady Gaga. Hard drugs are often easily available in these underground forums (which are rapidly flourishing) even in places where the primary focus is pirated software.
This crack down, in return, forces n00bz to seek once "publicly" available pirated goods in a darknet forum, since the likely future of pirated software is gravitating towards underground websites. Once the n00bz have discovered these forums, the n00bz are exposed to the ease of sourcing muchos drogas through online vendors. The n00bz more than likely would have never sought out drugs in real life. Since the average n00b is easily influenced, being around the availability of drugs tends to erode the previous philosophy of never abusing hard drugs. This ease of sourcing drugs through online means consumes the n00b and the future path is a life of hard drugs and selling his/her asshole for dat skrilla skrilla.
In short -
DMCA take down requests = a generation of n00bz injecting crack into their eyeballs out of sheer fear of not being able to inject into his/her once available veins in a desperate attempt to not go into withdrawal.
Ben - "Hey Roger, where can I find some good music that will make my ear canals jizz with excitement?
Roger - "I do not know Ben, it used to be available on YouTube, but due to the government cracking down on pirating, they are hard to find. I am very sad."
Ben - "Oh, I see there Roger, let's go to one of those underground forums that I saw on the news!
Roger- "Ok Ben, let's do that! I like pirating music too. I sure hope there are not an enormous amount of drugs in this mysterious place told to us on the public news that I had no previous knowledge of!"
Ben- "Me too Roger, I do not like drugs. Drugs are bad."
Roger - "I seem to have found the holy grail of pirated software and music in this miscellaneous darknet marketplace, Ben. Please, come join me to pirate the tunes."
Ben - "Roger, I have noticed that this music forum also has vendors selling muchos drogas! Let us partake!"
Roger - "You are right, Roger! There are many options for illegal narcotics here in this forum that I was forced to go to. I am thankful for Fox News for telling me about these places! Let us partake in some of these drugs!"
*2 months later*
Roger - "Spread your ass-cheeks further, Ben! I cannot plug the heroin into your ass if you do not cooperate with me. I do not like the fact we are injecting heroin into our anoos."
Ben - "Me too, my ass hurts. Damn you gateway piracy !"
~Written by Josh aka Sir Snibsalot ------- papaown@gmail.com -------