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A new subculture in the USA. Pirates are tolerant people, racists, homophobes, or racists are found nowhere in the pirate scene. They're not judgemental people at all. Because of this, pirates tend to get along with everybody. A pirate is always around for his/her friends, who are typically fellow pirates
The subculture revolves around music. Because of this, many pirates are musicians. Many other pirates tend to go into other music-related careers. A pirate will appreciate music of any genre, though they tend to avoid mainstream music. Typical pirates, listen to punk rock, grunge, metal, jazz, classic rock, anything that requires a good mind to appreciate.
There is no definitive pirate fashion. Pirates are allowed to dress as they please, although it helps if you avoid shoppin at stores such as Hollister and Abercrombie. Pirates have plenty of band shirts, as it's part of the culture.
Pirates swear like sailors. They know how to have a good time and seek to entertain themselves, and others. They tend to get along with everybody. Pirates are always around for their friends- they're about unity.
Dude 1; Man, that dude Sid Sandinista is pirate incarnate.
Dude 2; What do you expect? He created pirate culture with his buddies.
Dude 1; Figures.
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terrible, bad, horrible, awful, egregious the opposite of All Pirates
her body was fine but her face was No Pirates!
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when you are about to blow your load, take it out and shoot it in one of the girl's eyes. when she gets up to go rinse out her eye, kick her in the shin so she hobbles like a dirty blind pirate
dag yo, the bitch was hobblin around after a gave her the pirate
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when you blow a load in a chicks eye, then kick her in the shin. she then hops around on one leg with one eye open yelling aaarrrrrrgh!
that bitch is the pirate
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An individual who has been trained and raised on ships, knowing their ins and outs, this person must meet the following requirements, At least one facial scar, a hatred of ninjas, a lust for blood and danger, must be skilled in combat using Pistols, Muskets, Knives, Daggers, Swords of all kinds, Cannons, Traps, And Rope.. Lots and lots of rope.. (Can never have enough rope ((Thank you Connor MacManus)) Must believe in one form of a god or another (Perhaps an almighty being/creator), Must love Rum, and last but not least he must have, contrary to popular belief.. An inner voice.
Pirate Facts:
Pirates were and are the original hackers.
Pirates have a blood feud against Ninjas.
Pirates and Ninjas are equally strong in their respective areas of expert-tees.
There are pirates of every nationality.
Pirates are more laid back.
Pirates get laid WAY more often then Ninjas.
Pirates are still mobile and combat effective with the loss of limb or eye.
With out pirates, we wouldn't have summer block busters.
Lawyers wish they were pirates (Stealing your money and all).
Modern Pirates typically listen to metal or some form of rock music.
Pirates have all the best women.
Pirates are social.
Pirate clothes are awesome.
Life with out pirates would suck.
Pirates will break into your house, have your wife, have your daughter, steal your money, your paintings, your honor, scare your neighbors, key your car, blow up your house, kick your dog, and be drunk and laughing the whole time.
Pirates have not been accurately portrayed in an Anime or Cartoon due to that they are run by the ninjas.
Pirates can only be killed by the Navy or other Pirates while at sea.
Pirates can only be killed by ninjas while on dry land, far, far away from water.
Over all.. Pirates F*&KING OWN!!!!
Ninja: -"Poof" out of no where behind the pirate walking on his deck-
Pirate: -Twitches his good eye, smelling the scent.. The scent of ninja..-
Pirate: Arr.. Avast ye land lubbers!
Ninja: -Unsheathes his Katana, raising it above his head, ready to strike at his mortal enemy-
Pirate: -Unsheathes his Cutlass, grinning as he moves it to parry the Ninja's foreign blade-
-Their blades meet-
-The wind changes with the waves causing the Ninja to fall over due to lack of sea-legs, leaving the pirate standing tall-
Ninja: -Prepares a smoke bomb-
Pirate: -Just shoots the fucker in the head, and kills him-
Pirate: -Goes back to singing about treasure as he drinks his rum-
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1. In olden times, circa 1700's, pirates plunder the seas in search of treasure, fame, and fortune.
2. In today's society a "pirate" is now known as someone who "pirates" or steals music and downloads illegally from programs such as BitTorrent or Limewire.
1. "Pirates were often known for their knowing of great sword handling."
2. "Jeff is a pirate, he downloaded the new Aersosmith C.D. off of Limewire!"
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A hot girl/woman that is refered to have lots of booty and a treasure chest. (has a nice ass and boobs).
1. Fuck man! That girl I hooked up with last night was a pirate!
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