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when someone eats a series of food to make there poop green and then smashes their white asscheeks against a window and releases its green caca surprise all over the window resembling a pistachio nut. (green caca+white asscheeks= pistachio nut surprise)
i pistachio nut surprised my mom the other day and she broke the glass window making my anus bleed.
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Code word for oral sex performed on a female.
Hey, want pistachio ice cream later?
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A non-life-threatening, but common and annoying syndrome brought on by frequent use of thumb nails to crack open pistachios; Symptoms include but are not limited to, aching of the thumbs; fissures or punctures found on the thumbs; thumb nails cracked, broken and ALWAYS much shorter than other finger nails. The only cures developed are cursing like a sailor in short bursts, shelled pistachios, the use of implanted squirrel teeth, or completely discontinuing the fabulous, salty roasted nut, however, most serious pistachio consumers would rather live with the syndrome.
Bitch be needing a mani...PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome ) in full effect...
Synonymous to "that's so me" or "so true".
Can also be similar to "slay".
"God I'm tired" "So pistachio fr fr"
Or "Ah that movie was amazing, so pistachio fr fr"
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When you have a tasty pistachio and have another one and are disappointed because it's not as tasty!!!!!
That's so good I'd better not have another, that's the Pistachio effect!!!
Another way of saying "taking the piss" which means "are you serious?". This phrase came from the Irish television show, "Damo and Iver".
Friend: *does something stupid*
Me: Are you actually taking the pistachio?!
pistachio joe has a very italian dad. he lives in america with his italian dad and dancing is his passion. his father believes that one day people will pay to see him dance. pistachio joe currently makes a living off of videos of himself dancing in slow motion. most of his videos contain "420" moving around the screen with marijuana leaves all around the sides. pistachio joe appears only in dreams.
pistachio joe's dad: "my son will be PAID to dance!!"
me: "no way!"
pistachio joe: *makes cool 420 video*
me: "SICK"