Spiky no no plant

This is a meme originated by Maxx Danziger, a drummer in band known as Set It Off.

Cody Carson: *gives him a horned melon* "If you had to name it, what would you name it?"
Maxx Danziger: "Spiky no no plant"

planting a potato

The sexual act of defecating in a woman's verticle smile.

Hey bro, you hook up with that chick last night?
Oh bro, I had whiskey dick so bad and couldn't make it to the bathroom on time so I wound up planting a potato.

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Durr Plant

A parody meme originating from a video made by IHE on YouTube as part of his "I hate Damn Daniel Video".

*points at random plant* DURR PLANT!

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Planting

Running with great force and jumping against an elevated flat surface while horizontal.

John went planting

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Robert Plant

The lead singer of Led Zeppelin a.k.a the golden god a.k.a the hottest motherfucker on the earth, even now in his 60s

person 1: "You think Robert Plant is hot? he's so old!"

Me: "bitch you bet your ass, if i ever get the chance imma space hop onto that dick faster than you can say loop zoop"

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plant roots

To live somewhere for an extended period of time and/or to have children and send them to school.

After Leroy got his degree, he decided to plant roots in Austin.

plant gay

A gay person that has many plants and/or loves plants

Plant gays are the best type of gays

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