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I’m getting ‘Platinum vibes’ from this person right now.
A gay man who was born via c-section, meaning he has never touched a vagina.
"Garret is more gay than all of us!"
"Nah man, I'm a Platinum Gay."
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A Fred Bassett cartoon which is in fact so hilarious, that it is awarded the highest honor. Usually a three panel comic.
"Fred, that is hilarious! P-P-Platinum Bassett!"
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Someone who surpasses a gold digger in the fact that they are already insanely wealthy, and only will date people who have more money than them. AKA an asshole!
LaToya: Yeah I made 3,00,000 dollars last year, and I will only date a man who has double my income!
Ray: Damn Bitch, you a Platinum Digger!
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The Platinum Rule far predates the How I Met Your Mother episode of the same name. It is similar to the Golden Rule, but more considerate.
It states "Do unto others as they would have you do unto them, not as you would have them do unto you."
The Golden Rule is to treat others as you want to be treated, but the Platinum Rule understands and accommodates for the fact that not everyone wants to be treated the same way. It says that we should treat people how they want to be treated, regardless of how we might personally want to be treated in similar situations.
The Platinum Rule is a much more empathetic, sensitive moral guideline than its predecessor, the Golden Rule, which ignores the wishes and preferences of the recipients of the behaviour in favor of imposing the giver's preferences onto others in a misguided attempt at kindness.
I like having doors held open for me, but Jane prefers to open her own doors. Instead of insisting that she shut up and let me open her doors, I abide by the Platinum Rule, and I let her open her own doors when she wants to.
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Step 1) Gouge a girls eyes out.
Step 2) One in the Pink, One in the Stink, Two in the eyes , One in the Mouth, Two in the hands.
Step 3) Cycle Left and Repeat.
Yo, Andy, Mike, Matt, Joel, Bryn, John, and Toby totally Platinum Panther'd Natalie last night.
when your music is respected in the streets. you don't need to be street, but you need to be respected to be platinum in the streets
6ix9ine isn't platinum in the streets because he's not respected in the streets
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