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The poop one has after consuming mass quantities of spicy foods.
Yo man that food had me screaming, I dropped a straight jalapeños plopper this morning
A play on cork stopper. A type of poop that feels hard but is followed by a fast stream of diarrhea that was previously held in place.
"Dude I thought I had a no wiper on my hands, but it was a cork plopper and I ended up using half a roll."
"I could never squeeze out a Cleveland Steamer, I'm too scared it'll be a cork plopper and I'd drown someone."
Someone (usually a husband) who is told to plop himself down in a chair in the mall while his wife (or girlfriend) shops.
Mary and I went to the mall today. She spent four hours shopping and I was a shop-plopper.