Polyp Plopper

The name for an individual who never wants to do anything but play video games. Used especially in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

-"Did you invite Dave to the party?"
-"Yeah, I did, but he's too busy playing Call of Duty. That dude's a total Polyp Plopper."

Cork Plopper

A play on cork stopper. A type of poop that feels hard but is followed by a fast stream of diarrhea that was previously held in place.

"Dude I thought I had a no wiper on my hands, but it was a cork plopper and I ended up using half a roll."

"I could never squeeze out a Cleveland Steamer, I'm too scared it'll be a cork plopper and I'd drown someone."

shop-plopper

Someone (usually a husband) who is told to plop himself down in a chair in the mall while his wife (or girlfriend) shops.

Mary and I went to the mall today. She spent four hours shopping and I was a shop-plopper.