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When a guy comes back from the gym all grimy and sweaty, and makes his boyfriend go to work on his (sexual) plumbing while wearing the plumber jeans that show off the top of his ass crack. Usually, but not always, a handjob.
Dan: Wanna go out tonight?
Nas: Nah, I just don't think I can respect you anymore, since you gave me that rusty plumber earlier.
Joe: You guys are so gay.
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when a girl, advisably one you have an amicable relationship with, gets into a situation where one may presume she is aroused to the point of wetness, leaking if you will, it is necessary to let everyone know of this by yelling "call the plumber"
Situation 1: Guys, I think Charlotte's leaking, I better call the plumber
Situation 2: Have you seen how wet that girl is just looking at the doughnut? She needs to call the plumber
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When you javelin a toliet plunger onto a frozen lake and proceed to cannon ball on top of the plunger on the hard ice
Did you just see Chuck hit that Iceland plumber
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when a man bends over and his butt crack hangs out
look at dad he has plumbers butt
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See also Bum Crack and Plumber. In general, when you have a water leak and you call a plumber to check it out, they always show up, bend over and a portion of their crack can be seen above their beltline.
Ha ha. She bent over to give Carly a hug and she showed a plumber's crack.
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when you lick ass and have to plunge the tongue through a forest of ass hole hairs.
I wanted to lick her ass hole even though she's never shaved, had to pull out the hairy plumber bro.
When a tube of toothpaste is judiciously applied to the anal cavity and left throughout the day.
Bro, my ass feels so minty from this Iceland plumber i gave myself.
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