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A policy instituted in schools by neo-facists to destroy fat people and make a supreme race of annorexic people.
The wellness policy is so evil, I'm surprized Ronald Regan must have come up with it.
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A policy that interacts with another country and is meant to help it via peacekeeping or diplomatically.
The United States interacted with Iraq by sending troops there in order to resolve the rebel disputes between the civilians and the Ahzkaia rebel group.
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A subject of conversation nobody gives a flying fuck about.
Originates from the fuckton of "We're updating our privacy policy" emails in wake of GDPR
Dave: *spouting arcane shit in monotone voice*
Bob: I'm not following a damn thing he's saying.
Jim: Don't mind him; he's just updating his privacy policy.
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Is an individual with authority over something that doesn't make any decision unless its by the book, or policy- even if the decision is not the best solution.
Mike says, "Kim (supervisor), I am the best person to go to California to solve this network issue."
Kim says "I'm sorry Mike, but policy dictates that I can't send level ones to out state (even though mike is more qualified"
Mike says "Why?"
Kim says "We need to send someone with 'experience (even though Mike could have very well solved the problem)'"
KIM is a policy puppets!
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The policy that dictates the sum total of a mans natural worth (moral, ethical, economic, and physical dimensions) has to be greater than any women who he is romantically interested in beyond a one night stand.
Proper Usage in Speech: Pompoused Pompoozled
Jeff: So what happened to that girl from last night.
Chris: We had coffee and I was totally interested until she told me she was working on her second degree. I thought to myself I barely graduated from highschool. So I pompozzled her ass in order to save face.
Jeff:Your such a bad ass for pompous policy that bitch
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The policy in a household that states whether or not farting is acceptable. It is referenced in Scrubs, Season 1 Episode 19 "My Old Man".
Mr. Dorian "What's your guys' farting policy?"
Turk "Let a rip"
Mr. Dorian (FARTING)
A policy in which you cannot snatch or tell on nobody because if you do then you got beat up or something bad happens to you
Samantha: ( eating a cupcake in the night)
Stephanie: what are you doing
Samantha: I'm eating a cupcake
Stephanie: oh I'm telling
Samantha: you better not or else something bad will happen
Stephanie: ( screaming) mom Samantha is eating a cupcake again
Samantha: you just broke the no snitch policy and now you're going to get beat up
Stephanie: no no no please don't
Samantha: it's too late now you're going to get hit in the head with a baseball bat
Stephanie: ( screaming) NO