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Used in response to an unreasonable request. The implication is that the person making the request seems to want everything on a silver platter, and they want a pony as well.
A: Your web site sucks! I want to be able to do this, and this, and this, and...
B: Sorry, dude, no pony.
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A Pony is a girl who wears a lot of makeup, does up her hair every day, wears really fancy clothes everywhere, and obnoxiously large and sparkly jewelry in order to hide the fact that underneath all of that she is just an ugly little horse.
Garrett: Who is more of a Pony, Kim Kardashian or Snooki from the Jersey Shore?
Gary: Wait what do you mean they are both totally hot.
Garrett: Yeah, you would say that you are a total Pony Kisser.
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One whom 'PONIES'.
The act of Ponying requires a pony, two men, a woman, and a large rubber sausage. Preferably a squeaky one.
The rest is self expanatory.
Hey bro lets go ponying with beth.
Excuse me dear sir but I just have been on a ponying expedition with your son and his wife elizabeth...would you happen to have a moist towelette?
Ponying sure is hard work bill, How ya doing down there berta!
Q: Get that sausage out of that pony!
A: Whats wrong we're just ponying?
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A miniature version of a very cute horse.
I wanted to adopt a pony, but I just don’t have enough money!
A Pony is a fanboy of Playstation,2,3,4 ect... Usually will brag about how much better it is then Xbox. Even though both the Playstation and Xbox are equally great systems.
Guy1: Xbox sucks.
Guy2: Dude you're such a pony.
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