A Pony is a girl who wears a lot of makeup, does up her hair every day, wears really fancy clothes everywhere, and obnoxiously large and sparkly jewelry in order to hide the fact that underneath all of that she is just an ugly little horse.
Garrett: Who is more of a Pony, Kim Kardashian or Snooki from the Jersey Shore?
Gary: Wait what do you mean they are both totally hot.
Garrett: Yeah, you would say that you are a total Pony Kisser.
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the name of any intramurel sporting team that is stacked with prossional players.
"I can't believe we lost to those ponies, JUST because they added Lebron and Kobe to their roster!"
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*Jillian is rolling in the mud*
Emma: βJillian stop doing a ponisβ
A miniature version of a very cute horse.
I wanted to adopt a pony, but I just donβt have enough money!
A Pony is a fanboy of Playstation,2,3,4 ect... Usually will brag about how much better it is then Xbox. Even though both the Playstation and Xbox are equally great systems.
Guy1: Xbox sucks.
Guy2: Dude you're such a pony.
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The mini bottled beers. AKA- grenades- Generally a product by Mickey's out of Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
I don't want the whole bottle, probably just a pony.
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