Pooch

It's another word for vagina, pussy, minge, wizards sleeve, whispering eye.

I want to poke your pooch with my love sword

Spread your pooch so i can finger you

Your pooch looks and smells like a cauliflower

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Pooch

A term descended and condensed from the phrase "fucking the dog". Used to describe the act of doing nothing, as well as making a fuck-up occur and the act of departing forthwith.

1. Fuck man it's time we left, let's pooch.
2. You pooched the hell out of it.
3. Did nothing but the pooch today.

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pooch

A verb meaning to screw something up. As in pooch screw.

You totally pooched your chances of hooking up with her.

The situation is all pooched up.

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pooching

The act of inhaling dogs farts to get high off them.

"Dude im so stoned. That labradors got me ripped man"

"Yo you need to stop pooching"

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Pooch

How an asshole writes the word dog

Look at that cute little pooch over there

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Pooch

To steal a joke that was previously made and use it as your own

"Wow, you're really gonna pooch me like that"

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Pooch

'Pooch' is the lowest insult one can receive. The insult's origin is found in the animal kingdom, with particularly foolish canines being called a Pooch. The word Pooch relates to human beings just as effectively; the insulter making the insultee feel very inferior, much like a small dog.

1.

Pooch- "I just dug a hole. Guess what I did next, James!"
James- "Dude you're 21, grow up."
Pooch- "But James I feel like a prince"
James- "Shut up, pooch."

2.
(Dog walks in with a snail in his mouth)
Dog owner- "Stupid-ass pooch! You be trippin."

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