Pooner Awareness

Mental acknowledgement of all the hot or interesting women in ones surroundings

" say , Jeff...at you age, i am amazed with your Pooner Awareness ...the sheer cognizance, perception and appreciation of all the fine Poontang strutting up and down the beach!!"

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pooner pals

The result of poo transference during double penetration. When the pooner drops out of the anus and touches the penis that is ravaging the vagina, both penises become pooner pals

John and Jermaine doubled up on Cindy. John tagging the b-hole and Jermaine ravaging the vajayjay. John was getting so rough that his filthy pooner popped out and smeared pooge on Jermaine's cock, forever labeling them pooner pals.

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pooner

a person who obliviously excels in stupidity to their own detriment.

a person who when ordering a bottle of shag lager will highlight the word shag in any number of 'amusing' quips. eg 'could i have a shag please barmaid' or 'if i have a shag will you have it with me'- What a Pooner!

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pooner

The female version of a boner. A female erection, if you will.

I was so excited I got a pooner!

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pooner

More than taking a deuce. A turd that is 6 inches to a foot long reaches out of the toilet water..usually leaves alot of poop streaks on the toilet when it goes down.

I left a pooner in the toilet for you.. it says "Hi" or I dropped a big pooner, man do i feel better!

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Pooner

a middle eastern or indian person.

my boys in the military are over seas right now capping some pooners.

who the fuck brought this pooner to my party?

that fucking pooner at 7-11 overcharged me again!

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pooner

An erection resulting from a severe need to defecate.

Mike, who's bowels are on the best of days problematic, had a Double Double for dinner and a pooner for the rest of the evening.

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