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Captain Poop Dick

Someone with a lot on their mind and is being a dick to everyone.

Casey has been acting like Captain Poop Dick all day.

by Poottiepoo August 23, 2016


newbie poop dick

a guy who has anal with other guys.

you're fuckin gay you newbie poop dick!

by cammie September 24, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


poop dick

1. i man who trys to insert his penis into another humans anus
2. also used as a nickname for someone who has or attempted to do so:

1. timmy is a poop dick
2. miller tried to be a poop dick

USED AS NICKNAME:
timmy (poopdick)
or
miller (wanna be poop dick)

note, timmy and miller are not the same person or related in any way, there only connection is there love of the bum bum

by patricthenonegocentricbrotherofdan April 10, 2007

1๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


poop dick mountain

the art of one getting fucked in the ass then pulling out with crap on ones cock/strap-on while the other person lays on their back pushing their stomach out and the person with the dirty cock/strap-on slaps it on the others enlarged stomach.

i once fucked a girl while in my gucci loafers in her ass and pulled out with a wad of poop on my dick so i decided to give her a poop dick mountain

by the shanz November 7, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


poop dick pappy

a man that gets poo poo on his wiener while having anal sex.

John is a poop dick pappy.

by Urippities poop head May 24, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poop Dick Golf

A golfer who sprays the the golf course with petty golf shots that travel small distances.

We cannot play anywhere too nice as Brian's poop dick golf shots won't cut it there.

by JakeyPooPoo February 3, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poop Dick Dingle Berry

A juicy, small sized turd nugget that is hanging from somewhere in the pubic region. The occurrence normally happens post anal sex with a partner who doesn't wipe real well; but there are also other applications.

Jill was going down on J-Rob when suddenly a Poop Dick Dingle Berry came to her attention. Immediately she removed her face from his crotch region and yelled, "That's not chocolate, fuck this shit I'm outta here!"

by Cracker Please Me July 22, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž