A cute dog. Usually a bulldog or Shar pei
Oh look at that poot! That’s a cute poot!
A less impressive nut, often given by insecure men
"I'm so disappointed, i was expect him to nut all over my face, but all I got was a Poot"
a sound to describe dissapointment, or a sound to describe when your not expecting something bad. eg. being unexpectedly shouted at
Mum: sorry kids we cant go to the cinema today
kids: poot
Girlfriend: how are u today babe?
Boyfriend: JUST STOP TALKING TO ME AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!
girlfriend: poot!
A fart, with which comes the uncertianity of taking a shit simultaniously.
O god, I think I'm going to poot!
The act of pooping in the process of a toot.
Fag: Ha Ha dude watch this.
Other Fag: What dude.
Fag: ptttt(oh crap)I just pooted!!!
Other Fag: Awsome!!!
1) a poop fart combonation
2) a stupid person
3) something fun to say whille ur stoned
1) yo i jsut did a big poot
2) your beeing a poot face 100
3) poot magoot
you may have seen this on a cartoon network commercial, its a term used to describe a fart that is loud and obnoxious, like the sound that the character is making on the commercial
Guy1: hey guess what?
Guy2: what now?!?
Guy1: I pooted....