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a kind of attack monkey that you teach to sit on your porch and throw its poop at people you don't like. not to be confused with nigga that sits on a porch.
Guy: "check out this porch monkey i bought at petco"
Girl: "what does it do?"
Guy: "throws poop at people"
girl: "awesome"
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A nigga, bitch!
Made popular in Clerks 2.
Man, that porch monkey just stole my bike!
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Used in the best movie EVAH (Clerks 2) for an awesome scene.
"hey there ya little porch monkey.........what? I'm bringing it back!"
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a racist term referring to black people. Usually hanging off the porch looking like a monkey.
"When a litl' white boy called me a porch monkey, I whipped his ass."
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racist term used to degrade other races or just pertaining to a frickin lazy guy.
you lazy porch monkey get your ass back to work
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A knuckle dragging, mentally deficient bouncer/security at a bar, pub or club
be nice to the porch monkeys otherwise you will get your head kicked in.
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This is not a racist term im taking it back it doesnt mean nigger or refer to black ppl in anyway its just a person that chills on there porch alot so stop being a faget and thinking porch monkey is bad. Im takin it back porch monkey 4 life
John Smith sit on his porch all day he really is a porch monkey
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