ninny pose

Typical pose, usually with the involvement of camera whoring: roll eyes to one side, pout a little, hold camera from above, and snap a couple of shots.

Frequently done by the band propa kickin super rad in many of the sucessful videos.

vb. ninny pose! (imperative)

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myspace pose

the most commonly used pose for myspace poses, cliché especially in many teenage girls. Typically shows lips in a pout, and them making a peace sign. The picture is mostly taken from a downward pointing angel, or in the bathroom. Often photoshopped.

OMG, Kelly's new profile picture is so classic myspace pose, how unoriginal.

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Teapot Pose

A photographic pose in which one knee is bent while the other remains hyperextended. The hand opposite the bent knee is placed on the hip, creating an approximate forty degree angle with the arm. The face is then contorted into a "duck face" or painfully fake smile.

This pose is predominately used by females age 16 - 28 of the "basic" variety on social media platforms such as Instagram or Facebook. It can be used singularly but is often utilized for group photos.

Henrietta and three of her friends simultaneously went from standing normally to forming a teapot pose when a camera was pointed in their direction.

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T-pose

Noun: The act of asserting dominance in your school system.
Verb: To raise your arms by at shoulder level and assert dominance, most comonly used against other students.

BillY: Oh hi Bryce whats up
Bryce: *t-poses*
Bruce: MIND YO BUSINESS BILLY, I OWN YOU!

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lightskin pose

When you squint your eyes, tilt your head back, bite your lips and stretch your right hand out and place your left index finger between the junction of your right hand

the lightskin pose is a trend

oh you taking a picture? *does light skin pose*

jailhouse pose

Posing for a picture as if one were locked behind bars in a jail. This could include squatting down low to the ground and throwing up gang signs, or standing up with arms crossed, head to the sky, acting real confident,

Oh hey man bust a jailhouse pose..Aunt Betty's bout to take a picture!!

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myspace pose

The pose someone does when taking a photograph of themselves with their webcam for their myspace page. Religiously overused by emos, goths and the like. Clearly you will not be accepted as normal without performing the pose.
Instructions on how to create the my space pose:
1. Position or hold your webcam above you so that it is pointed down at you from a high angle.
2. Look up at the camera with your eyes without lifting your head, because otherwise you will not be accepted by your peers if you use your neck.
3. Don't smile. This rule MUST be obeyed. Extra points if you look upset or woeful.
4. Take the photo, then make it black and white on your photo editor.
5. Post it and watch your popularity boom.

Myspace poses can also be found on similar networking sites such as bebo and msn.

I've never been popular on myspace. Maybe if I do the myspace pose I will finally be accepted for who I am.

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