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A terrible disease separated into 4 stages, one worst than the other
Stage 1: Frequent rap listening, uses quotes from rappers, makes a few shitty songs, in this stage it can still be stopped, but you must act quick before its too late
Stage 2: Tattoos, more album making, playlist consists of only rap albums, and even 1-2 golden teeth, begins calling themselves their new rap name, its getting too late
Stage 3: More tattos, more golden teeth, dreads, collabs with other stage 3 rappers, perhaps even cigarettes, its too late
Stage 4: the final stage, their entire body looks like a bathroom stall, they have more gold in their mouth than scrooge's whole bank, they have a stupid amount of dreads, they have enough mugshots to fill an entire scrapbook and do more drugs than the entire population of nyc combined, their songs consist of nothing but nonsensical mumbling and gang signs, the only option left is extermination.
Bob aka "Guy 9": "ayo wassup ma homies wunna do a collab tugetha?"
Mike: SHIT HE'S ON STAGE 4 OF THE POST MALONE SYNDROME, JOHN GRAB THE RAILGUN
John: ON IT
To take a shit right after you shower. It's in the wrong order, but you'd imagine Post Malone doing this.
Yo Derek, I accidently pulled a Post Malone today.
To smoke cigarettes in a manner that appears to promote or enhance the beauty of the big tobacco industry for the sake advertisement.
It is very Post Malone of you to chain smoke like that.
Austin Richard Post, popularly known as Post Malone, is an American rapper, songwriter, and record producer. You can never predict what kind of tune he'll make next. He has more tattoos than you'll make in a lifetime. He can look poor while being rich.
Dude: "I want to appear like Post Malone!"
WOW! "like homeless but rich"
A snicker rapper that makes good music when crinkled. He can do good magic tricks because why not, His music sound like this.
Boom chai boom clap clap boom
Man 1:What’s your favorite candy?
Man 2: post Malone!
Man 3: boom car boom
Post Malone is not a rapper.
Candy paint and Saint tropez are good songs tho
Have you heard of the rapper post malone?
He is not a rapper bitch
when you hit rock bottom and now all you can do it listen to post malone.
Ya i went to see chris today he’s in post malone depression.