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The privacy policy's small-print said that by using this site my kidneys may fail. I failed to recognise this statement and now I am in hospital with a lap-top registering my digust through-out the world.
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A girlfriend who constantly checks your facebook profile, reads all of your texts, calls you to see where you're at or who you're with. And is always stuck up your ass!
Chaz: Your gf is a privacy rapist, you can't even take a shit without her watching you.
Boyfriend: Yeah I know. Its so fucking annoying!
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what shows up when you search urban dictionary in school trying to cheat your wifi
rob: i trieds searching urban dictionary in school but didnt work... aha! *changes wifi* now ill search it! laptop: Privacy error. rob: come on!
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1. The illusion of which is given to people on a cell phone or blue tooth in public and within earshot of others. These people believe that others cannot hear about their husband's rectal exam or their mothers attempt at making toast in the microwave.
2. What is compromised when Party A takes video/pictures of Party B in public with or without them knowing, with the intent of putting them on YouTube or myspace.
1. "I don't care about her son's first poop on the toilet, I just want to know if she wants lettuce, tomato, or onion on her sub! Put down the phone and listen to me goddammit!"
2. Eligh: "What are you doing!? Put that camera away! I'm not decent! This is an invasion of public privacy!
Felix: "No! I'm going to put you and that gold spandex bodysuit on the internet!"
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The Worldwide Privacy Tour is South Park's second episode in season 26. This episode is basically mocking Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.
For people who haven't seen the episode yet, it's basically Prince Harry and Meghan on a plane to visit France, India, and Australia, only to say that they need privacy.
come on! come on! come on! come on! come on! it's the worldwide privacy tour! come on!
we want privaceh!
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Experiencing publicly annoying people.
-When someone smells bad or farts on an elevator, that "hurts my privacy."
-When there's three open lanes of traffic and someone, usually on a cell phone, is tailgating my car instead of going around, that "hurts my privacy."
-When someone stands too close to me while talking, that "hurts my privacy."
-- ("Too close," is defined as, "Within the spit zone" so that occasionally when they say a "P" word a single drop of spit comes out of their mouth and hits my face... That's too close... just remember, you probably have bad breath, so stand back.)
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People who go out of their way to look into your private social media accounts.
These privacy invading hoes had to pay someone that followed me to know what I was posting on my private social media account.