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Procrastinating by masturbating.
With so many finals to study for, I spent many night procrasturbating!
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Using masturbation as a tool of procrastination, as a method of delaying an activity that you needed to do.
I had a lot of work to do today, but instead I did some intense procrasturbation.
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The act of putting off something for the sake of masturbation.
Guy one: I can't go to the movie right now!
Guy two: What are you going to do? go home and PROCRASTURBATE?
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what you do when you want to waste time before studying (procrastinate by masturbating)
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To put something off by taking time to masturbate.
"Hey bro, did you do the homework yet?"
"Nah, dawg, I've been procrasturbating all afternoon."
procrasturbate
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The act of getting off while putting things off.
The cure for writer's block? Procrasturbation.
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Putting off an important task until later, so you can masturbate.
My research paper isn't done, because I clicked a link that took me to a page full of big titties, and I spent the next two hours procrasturbating.
My biggest failure in school was letting procrasturbation get in the way of my homework.
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