Cricket style prolapse

The act of getting on all fours with your ass arched up while simultaneously having an anal prolapse caused by extreme meditation and insect penetration.

Husband: hey, have you tried a cricket style prolapse? It helped align my chakras to the most extreme extent.
Husbands side hoe: That’s a great idea! I’ll try a cricket style prolapse as soon as I prepare the necessities.

Panty prolapse

Occurs when you go out to the bar without women's underwear and the whole city is ruminating over rumors of bullshit.

Panty prolapse ain't easy to sit around and be lazy with.