Proned and boned

When you have a rock hard boner and then you fall forward and it crushes your dick, causing extreme discomfort and possible suicide.

I went to the hospital because I proned and boned

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bone prone

Something that is easily boneable, fuckable, or is something u can be used to replace female genitalia, to get off

"Dude,check out that veal in the fridge!"
"Oh man, totally bone prone"

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accident prone

a Jawbreaker song. In my opinion one of their best songs and definitely one of their darkest. The type of song that can reduce anyone to tears.

Person A: I feel like listening to accident prone by Jawbreaker
Person B: Yeah, that song makes me

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Go Prone

When two people lay down in the act of having crazy, wiggly, giggly sex in full body contact.

Don't hate on minivans...you can still go prone in a minivan!

beast with two backs the nasty horizontal mambo

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prone blocker

a person who stops you getting close/hot/freaky/flat/sex with someone else; they always seem to turn up as things are about to get interesting.

jay: hi, Emily, whats up
Emily: come closer jay I'm cold
(jay puts arm around emily)
george walks up hi guys can I chill with you for a bit
jay: get lost you prone blocker

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shit-prone

when you are prone to bird poop or any other kind of that matter

omg you are so shit-prone

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Reverse Prone Dome

When you lay on your back and give oral sex to your partner while they are standing up.

Do you remember that girl from the club last night? Man, she blessed me with the Reverse Prone Dome, Throat Goat Special!!