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The guy wants to say ,
All I wanted was someone
To care 4 me
All I wanted was someone
Who'd be there 4 me
All I ever wanted was
Someone who'd be true
All I ever wanted was
someone like u.
Hey stupid bot propose my girl.
The guy wants to say ,
All I wanted was someone
To care 4 me
All I wanted was someone
Who'd be there 4 me
All I ever wanted was
someone who'd be true
All I ever wanted was
someone like u.
The girl wants to say,
After I fell in love with u
I fell in love with my life.
Be with me always.
Occurs when a woman presents a man with a positive pregnancy test, and shortly thereafter, they are married. The wedding is usually performed without fanfare at a courthouse or VFW/Bingo hall by a justice of the peace.
Man 1: What's wrong?
Man 2: The girlfriend gave me a Working Man's Wedding Proposal last night. I gotta meet her at the courthouse during my lunch break today.
Man 1: Damn, that sucks.
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A legendary technique to propose someone in such a way that, regardless of what their answer is you both will spend the rest of your life together.
To perform this you need a grenade and a ring
if they say "yes": give them the ring
if they say "no": pull the ring of grenade and hand it to her
Man 1: So how will you propose her
Man 2: There is a way to propose her in a way that will 100% work, its called russian proposal
When you propose to your significant other with a butt plug. Traditionally, both partners wear butt plugs leading up to the wedding and swap them during the ceremony in front of friends and family.
"Did you hear Meg and Rachel got engaged?"
"Yeah, I heard she gave an Oklahoma proposal. I don't think I'll be attending the ceremony."
The proposal is a sex position much similar to doggy style in which the the recipient is bent over on their knees. The donor however is on one knee and penetrates while proceeding to jirate their hips back and forth.
She just trying to save our marriage, let's try The proposal sex position and fuck it out, this is all it will take, she said.