Cocoa Puffin

Cocaine + Mary Jane = Cocoa Puffin

A mix of Cocaine and Cannabis, dangerous shit!

Person 1 - "Bro, I just smoked a gram of some Cocoa Puffin"
Person 2 - "Shit bro how you feel?"
Person 1 - "I'm trippin balls"

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Puffins on the beach

Disguised as a pizza store, puffins on the beach is a way to say "i'm going to smoke pot on the beach"

Pothead 1: Brah I'm mad hungry
Pothead 2: Wanna go eat at "puffins on the beach"
Pothead 1: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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arctic puffin

When Eskimos give each other head.

I just peeked into that igloo and saw some Eskimo giving a arctic puffin

Squirrel Puffin

Squirrel Puffin is when a girl Farts into a guys mouth and his cheeks puff up like a squirrel.

The other day i was chillin wish my boyfriend and he fell asleep so i Squirrel Puffined him to wake em up.

Puffin Smoke

When someone is being inauthentic, a straight up faker or when someone is constantly talking smack they can't back up.

Don't even sweat it man, that dude is only puffin smoke.

puffin the pooper

when a dude licks another dudes anus hole.....repetivley

Harry been acting wierd lately, what do you think is wrong?
Oh he's probably just been puffin the pooper.

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nuffin puffin

Just to say 'nothing'. You know?

Person: "Okay, what're you up to now?"
Other Person: "Nuffin puffin beeyotch."

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