The Pump

When you’re going to finish on someone’s face and shotgun blast of semen comes out.

It’s coming… I’m coming… GET READY FOR THE PUMP.

Pump

A pump is a muscle orgasm

Jack: I got such a good pump out of todays workout. .
Amanda: What’s a pump?

Jack: A Pump is a muscle orgasm

Pumps

A name given to femme lesbians as they are the type of lesbians who will wear seven inch high heels just to look good.

See that lesbian in the corner? she's totally pumps.

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pump

(posh brits only) in my case my mum wouldnt let me say fart!! so its....

" dont say fart!! its pumped!"
sorry mum!! i had an egg sandwich n ive pumped n it smells!!

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Pump

to ride another person on your bike

hey man, can you pump me to the store on your bike?

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Pump

The fart experienced just after a larger, more noisy one was anticipated. A pump is quiet and usually more likely to cause skids.

Angelica: Oh dear..
Baz: Sup love?
Angelica: I've just pumped :(

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pump

A word used in Gateshead, Tyne and Wear, referring to the breaking of wind, a less offensive term for fart.

"pwoooaaaarrr, who's pumped?"

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