Shitty Punky

A Shitty Punky is performed correctly when you tie a bandana around the knee of a woman who has had a breast reduction, defecate on her chest, then thrust your erect penis between the shit smeared mounds of scar tissue.

I'd give that Angelina Jolie a shitty punky!

Docking for Punky

When a short blonde haired gentleman likes strange and unusual thing.

Did you hear Brian is Docking for Punky, yeah that guys a creep.

punky bruster

Weed smokers, whos only real goal is to stay inside, and get ripped. oh man.

*Buddy, want to go outside, smoke a bowl and play frisbee?

#Not really, lets smoke that inside and watch tv.

*Your a punky bruster oh man. Now get the fuck up.

#Fuuuck, alright.

OR

*dad, why wont they come out of the barn to enjoy this fire? fires are awesome when your baked.

#because they are punky brusters oh man.

*( contains laughter ) what does that mean?

#it means all they want to do is stay inside, and get ripped.

* ( crying laughter )

punky bruister

Refers to a bratty or otherwise really irritating person. stems from a TV show of the early nineties, called Punky Bruister

Quit harrasing me you little punky bruister.

punky mcpunker

really punk! lives somewhere down in punkerton...

iris

punkie pie

person with a 3 centimeter penis

oh he’s a punkie pie.

pumpkin (punkin, punky)

1) A cutie-pie.
2) A hypmonizing rear-end (badonkadonk).

1) Hey punky you silly poon!
2) Check out the punkin on that fizzle!