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Third string punter

Somebody worthless to a team of any thing
Like cats birds dogs or even John cenas
If you get lucky a team of Cadens

He is a worthless third string punter

by Shitass69420 May 25, 2019


roughing the punter

A euphemism for the act of masterbation.

"What were you up to last night?" "Ah, I was roughing the punter in my room."

by kps7179 January 7, 2014


Joseph punter

A person by the name of joe punter mostly has a small penis and pretends like it’s massive. He has a really strange addiction to watching inbetweeners over and over and especially loves the YTP called “airplane driver” as he still has the mental age and IQ of a 4 year old. If you are ever unlucky enough to meet yourself a Joseph (or j for joe for short) then prepare yourself as he will try hard against you at any game he plays and it’s really pretty tragic. This person also normally stinks as they don’t have access to running water in there house, so really we should feel bad for them

Person 1: yo I swear that’s that Joseph punter guy from our school!
Person 2: yeah stay away from him he stinks and he likes touching tiny toggers

by Joseph Punter October 15, 2019


pickle punter

an individual known for performing pickle punts (kicking someone in the penis) on the regular.

Draymond Green had a great pickle punting run in the 2016 NBA playoffs, he kicked more guys in the penis than anybody ever has! He’s the greatest pickle punter of all time, he’s my GOAT!

by Draymond green’s burner February 22, 2024


Cunter Punter

Chase’s Truck

Look out, here comes the Cunter Punter, shit’s about to hit the fan

by midnightmuncher January 22, 2023


Cunter Punter

A Cunter Punter is a very negative/bad and dumb loser. They are stupid and normally don't do anything good.

That Cunter Punter is so dumb! Look at him!

by Rescue Man May 29, 2024


Kink Punter

Someone that dislikes any kinks in any form, might also be referred to as "vanilla".

You know Brian? He's a kink punter.

by EUReTr00 February 15, 2024