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"Would you shave my coin purse?"--Stewie, Family Guy movie
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Training the vagina to store personal items, such as keys and ipods, on a 24/7 basis.
I saw a girl bio-pursing at the store, she pulled her keys out of her vagina when she was leaving.
pursing
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A fashionably over-sized purse, which is large enough to hold a child in. And can possibly used to steal babies.
Let's steal a baby today!
Okay, grab your baby purse!
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A purse or handbag left behind in the work area of a female who has gone temporarily AWOL from her job, but who wishes to mislead co-workers into thinking she is still nearby. A stunt purse normally contains no personal effects of actual value, but may be stuffed with worthless items to give the appearance of being an actively-used accessory.
Wage Slave A: "Girl, I gotta know...how the fuck did you get away with taking a 3-hour lunch break yesterday?"
Wage Slave B: "AAHahaha, those dumb bastards in upper management always fall for the stunt purse trick! Now pass me that crack pipe before you burn your goddamn lips!"
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Jail purse- The anus of a male or the vagina/anus of a female. Commonly used for storage of small items such as keys (to handcuffs) or small baggies containing drugs.
Cop1- Yo man, we just arrested this one girl. After we brought her down to jail they found 12 baloons of heroin that we didnt find when we searched her.
Cop2- Lemme guess, she was hiding it in her Jail purse?
Cop1- Yup, even had a handcuff key up there.
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a small dog such as a chihuahua that is often carried around in a purse or handbag by celebrities like Paris Hilton
In the movie "Legally Blonde" Reese Witherspoon had a purse dog named Brewster.
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A slang term used to refer to a woman's vagina.
Jason: Trisha finally let me get some action last night!
Chloe: Oh, did you drop a dime in that birth purse?
Jason: Ya... she's probably pregnant.