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The beginning is usually occurring in males in their early to mid thirties, it typically entails the subject going into a more juvenile state of mind thirties that includes excessive partying, excessive eating, promiscuous sex, chain smoking, every night binge drinking and drugging. This differs from a mid life crisis in the sense that the very activities of a 3/4 life crisis will eventually bring about your demise. Usually triggered by life changes.
“My ex wife told me she thought that I started having a three quarter life crisis at the age of 35.”
“I told her I’m shocked that she thinks I’m going to live to be 44!”
The depression, ennui, and disorientation experienced when, for the first time in your life, you lose your job AND you are over the age of 55.
Jane: "Wow. I cannot believe that after working for The Company for 18 years, they eliminated my position, without so much as a warning. I have never lost a job before! "
Dick: "Sounds like ageism to me. Welcome to your three-quarter life crisis. Sucks"
Basically a mid life crisis but for 13-14 year olds.
As a middle schooler trying to choose which High School Musical movie is the best, I'm going through a quarter-quarter life crisis.
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When you are 20 and trying to figure out what to do with your life.
Happy 20th birthday. welcome to your quarter life crisis.
When you realize work is more important than partying..
“Kevin let’s go party,” Joey said “I cant, I’m currently experiencing a quarter life crisis…” kevin bitchly said
When you decide to be boring and read and work instead of getting white girl wasted
“Kevin let’s go party in Goodyear,” Joey said excitedly
“I cant, I’m currently experiencing a quarter life crisis…” Kevin said with a bitchy insistent tone