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Asshat question posed by a fucktard.
There are no stupid questions. There are only stupid people who ask questions.
Woman: I have a stupid question...
Man: No kidding.
Woman: Can I buy this blouse as a separate from this skirt?
Man: I don't work here.
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A fart that leaves a serious question to oneself and others if a diarrhea squirt or follow-through (shart) has occurred.
A questionable fart will have juicy, wet, rip that sounds like a can of dog food being emptied, and will smell like old hot dogs and rotten eggs. There may or may not be shart behind the fart.
The other main characteristic of a questionable fart is the smell will just keep lingering and won't go away.
1) Kevin was hanging out with his buds playing poker. He laid down a questionable fart after lifting his ass checks and pushing too hard.
He was scared to get up and check his drawers but his friends made him. As he stood up, he felt the warm flow and it was confirmed - he sharted.
Too many Miller lites, greasy pork rinds, and IHOP that morning.
2) Julie was chillin' and ripped a diarrhea fart that was questionable, but she stuck her fingers in her drawers, came out with nothing, then took a long sniff.
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When you urgently call a friend and ask them to do something for you. no matter how crazy and or weird the situation you're in is, they cannot ask any questions about it.
Mitch: (calling Carl) Carl! I'm under the dumpster at the corner where that autistic hooker sets up shop. I need you to be here in 15 minutes with 3 gluesticks, a leotard and 4 hockey pucks.
Carl: What are you talking about? What the hell is going on??
Mitch: No questions asked!
Carl: Alright fine, I'll be there soon.
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When you have a question for your clone to see if you share a certain aspect of your life or personality with them.
I have a Clone Question for you
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A 5-star response to a question with an obvious answer. Made notorious by Gnarheads and Bro's alike. This can also be used in reply to observations. Lets face it, it's the ultimate response.
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"Question For The Culture" (or shortened; QFTC) is a term infamously coined by singer/author Lana Del Rey, and is used to call out issues that are ignored or neglected due to the topic or situation being one-sided or biased as a result of fame or popularity.
"Question for the Culture:
Now that Doja Cat, Ariana, Camila, Cardi B, Kehlani and Nicki Minaj and Beyonce have had number ones with songs about being sexy ... - can I please go back to singing about being embodied, feeling beautiful by being in love even if the relationship is not perfect, or dancing for money ... without being crucified or saying that I'm glamorizing abuse??????"
- Lana Del Rey
"QFTC; how can I be expected to just sit here and take sh*t from someone who is much more popular than me because everyone likes them? You all put them in the spotlight as a good person when they're hurting me behind the scenes. I don't care if y'all attack me for this but I need to call it out because it's not fair and I'm not going to accept being put down by this person no matter how loved they are."
- example
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Noun: Pre-legal pubescent breasts, usually of an amazing quality and pertness. However, pursuit of Questionable Titties can lead to jail and statutory rape charges and hence must be done carefully.
One should normally not openly ogle Questionable Titties, it must be done on the sly.
My 15 year old cousin has Questionable Titties.
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