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Whenver someone is talking about something that doesn't mean anything, quote them a Z-RO (Houston's best rapper) lyric to shut them up.
Girl, he kept whining, so I RO quoted his ass "If u gotta tell somebody u running shit, then u really ain't running shit. Cause if u was really running shit, u would be running shit. Not bumping yo gums and shit, mutherfucker...bitch!!"
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These occur when people are too stupid to know how to make quotes on their keyboard correctly, using `` (the symbol to the left of the 1 on your keyboard) instead of ". Not to be confused with retard apostrophes, which is when people use ` instead of '. Both are very annoying because the correct quotes/apostrophe key can be easily found next to the fucking Enter key.
Why can't Jordan figure out how to type quotes properly instead of using retard quotes?
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A type of quotation that is used to combine the views of an individual's meaning for meaning translation of another person's quote, or to almost accurately, yet impurely quote something. Half quotes are used when a writer has an agenda, wants to be funny, has a slightly better way of saying what the original quote said, or just forgets the word for word quote itself, but still remembers the author of the original quote and what it meant.
Half Quotes are expressed by leaving out the initial quotation marks, and are sometimes used explicitly to give the reader the initial feeling that they are still reading from the writer, but end with quotation marks and give credit to the author of the original version of the statement.
When Christ returns, he will be ugly AF." -Isaiah 53:2
An Honest Answer is like making out with a hot chick." -Proverbs 24:26
Don't Get Married." -1 Corinthians 7:1
Fr doe, Get Married." -1 Corinthians 7:2
Works mean nothing." -Ephesians 2:8-9
Fr} doe, works are legit." -Ephesians 2:10
Guys are better than girls, js." -1 Peter 3:7
Why would anyone want to be a pastor at this point?" -James 3:1
Don't buy Cryptocurrency." -Proverbs 13:11
Guy: Bro, the Bible doesn't say that!
Guy 2: Oh really? Did you look it up?
Guy: Yes, I did, and it doesn't say that! You misquoted it!!!
Guy 2: I didn't quote it... I Half Quoted it!
Guy: What's a Half Quote ?!?!?!?
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"The Quote Book" is a quote book written by WilburSoot (YouTube/Twitch star), which contains funny quotes and sayings said by TommyInnit (YouTube/Twitch star). Over the months, Wilbur has collected quite a few, with most of them being slightly embarrassing (on Tommy's part) catchphrases.
From MCC 4: "Just killed a woman, feeling good"
"That's going in the Quote Book!"
*A lot of laughing*
When a small streamer with an average viewer count of less than 5 says a stupid quote.
Elpws: Chat, you know what they say, right?
Chat: Yes, we know.
Elpws: *Says it anyway*
Elpws: When you're mining, you can be this close to getting a diamond and you can turn around and walk away. Or you can keep mining and eventaully find the diamond through all the pain.
Chat: pepeAgony
Elpws: Laughs with his own joke.
This is what we call: The Quote Of Elpws
Taking quotes out of context or misquoting someone.
"Yes, the fingerprint could belong to him, but it was of such poor quality that I cannot be sure."
...
"In his testimony he stated the the fingerprint belonged to the defendant."
"You're quote mining!"
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The paired words which PRECEDE and FOLLOW a quotation, as a kind of punctuation, orally representing the words for punctuation marks " ... "
While "Quote ... endquote" appears more logical, it is in fact the word "unquote" which appears at the end of a direct quotation, according to The Merriam-Webster dictionary, and Fowler's Modern English Usage (a British publication). Neither The Merriam-Webster Dictionary nor Fowler's Modern English Usage lists or recognizes the single word "quote" END QUOTE "unquote", but Fowler's Modern English Usage does indicate that "unquote" appears in the Oxford English Dictionary.
A relevant and contemporary example:
There is no such thing as a QUOTE secret Muslim UNQUOTE.
Muslims OPENLY proclaim their Muslim faith when they say in Arabic QUOTE ash hadu an La illaha ill Allah wa Muhammadan Ras Ullu UNQUOTE. To deny or hide their faith is rather QUOTE not to be a Muslim UNQUOTE.
The widely used expression "Quote Unquote" is a colloquial expression which does not justify its incorrect use in that form, since the two words should be separated by some kind of word, phrase or sentence, a quotation, but is evidence that language is constantly evolving, as with the word "gay", whose primary meaning today is totally different than it was 50 years ago.
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