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An experienced alien of society who knows how it feels to be HUMAN, and wants a way out of this corrupted world, with all it's frigin crap and daimed humanity.
Q: What are you doing on the edge of that cliff ralph?
A: What do you think? A cliff is only good for two things and they are linked to each other: Breathing in the fresh air that symbolizes eternity, and jumping off it.
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think of a big number, then add 5 to that number. now, imagine you had that many twinkies. that's 5 more twinkies than the biggest number you could think of. now imagine those twinkies getting up and eating a sandwich. that's ralph.
this sentence is too long for the hugenacity of ralph.
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The Best Soccer, Calcio Futbol Futebol player in the world!
Man did u see that kid hes a Ralph!
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An auto-mobile based game originated in Montgomery County, Maryland which involves shouting "Ralph" from a moving car at random pedestrians. The goal is to make the pedestrian(s) turn around in confusion as the car members have a good laugh. DRIVERS ARE NOT TO WATCH REACTIONS, THATS HOW ACCIDENTS HAPPEN. The only known counter to being Ralphed as a pedestrian is to say "Gucci!" back to the Ralpher. If such a rare event occurs, the Ralpher is barred from Ralphing for life.
Driver: Yo Ralph that fat guy!
Passenger: I can't man I got Guccied last week.
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To "ralph" someone - to leave someone high and dry by failing to fulfil your promises.
Wednesday - "I'll make dinner tomorrow"; Sunday - Still waiting for the dinner: to have been ralphed.
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foolish; idiotic; retarded or incapable of acting appropriately.
"i used to be good friends with him, but now i just think he's totally ralph."
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1) a male name
2) vomit
3) right (in directions)
Ok, Ralph, how do I get your house from mine?
ok, Louie, head left to Pine, do a louie then go half a mile to River Road, hang a ralph, keep heading down River til you get to a white 3-floor house, if there's a fat white woman mowing the lawn whose face makes you wanna ralph, that's mywife & you're here!
hang a louie on Pine, go 2 blocks, then do a ralph on 3rd. . . 2nd house on your left.
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