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When a girl gets screwed so quickly("rapidly", if you will), that her vagina gets all sore and red/orange like a pumpkin.
Cindy: "Oh man, my vag is so sore."
Lisa: "Why?"
Cindy: "Last night Jim was in a rush and he gave me a rapid pumpkin."
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An expression for a destitute wasteland void of all human dignity and hope, in which there are more bars than books, and the inhabitance of those bars will talk endlessly to try and convince you that this is where they wanted their life to end up. Where the scale of social structure is so below par when compared to other cities, that the absence of homeless people is less a reflection of a prosperous community, but rather the fact that it is better to be homeless anywhere, than to have a home in Cedar Rapids. Where corn syrup souls only get away with lying to themselves, and where abandoned downtown buildings stand as the most accurate impersonation of a place with any semblance of reality. Where hangovers subsidize the layovers of lives whose plane will never leave the gate, and where the only cultures that survive are the bacteria in the back of your mouth. Where going for a walk is an oddity worthy of drive by heckling. Where daybreak has no sunrise, and nightfall has no sunset. Where children stand on the tips of their toes and look past the looming curvature of the earth in the hopes of seeing some place their dreams can run to without collapsing of exhaustion. An eddy on the side of the Cedar River where people begin to stagnate into everything they never wanted to be.
But dad I hate Grandma's house, it's so Cedar Rapids in there.
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A pretty cool town on the Western side of South Dakota, and on the Eastern side of The Black Hills. Population is about 60,000 people. Most all of my friends live here and I'm really gonna miss the town when I leave.
Rapid City sure is a great town
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Wisconsin Rapids, literally the only town that is not on the Wisconsin map, if you’ve seen black panther, Wisconsin Rapids is the Wakanda of towns, minus the income of money, Wisconsin Rapids is also very poor, don’t expect a new store to last a year. Do not, I REPEAT DO NOT GO SEARCHING FOR THIS SHITTY TOWN.
Carl: Yo dude you wanna go to rapids with me?
Me: fuck no bro, I rather eat a bowl of shit from someone who has Crabs than to go to Wisconsin Rapids.
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Coon Rapids, MN is a large north-western suburb of Minneapolis. Coon Rapids is known for it's many parks, and recreational centers, restraunts, and many places to shop, making it a good suburb for everyone in the family. Coon Rapids is home to over 60,000 people (42% White 31% Black 14% Asian 8% Latino 4% Other 1% Native American). Unfortunatly Coon Rapids is also known to not be the nicest suburb, and is often refered to as "Coon Town" because of it's high population of Black residents, has one of the highest crime rate out of all the Twin Cities suburbs, and has gone the fastest down hill out of all the Twin Cities suburbs. Because some people have thought that Coon Rapids' name was a racist one, some Coon Rapids councilman have requested a name change, some of the ideas were Racoon Rapids, and River Rapids. Coon Rapids is aproximetly 9.8 miles from Minneapolis, and 15.4 miles from St. Paul. Some other nearby cities are Andover, Anoka, Blaine, Fridley, Brooklyn Park, Brooklyn Center, and Spring Lake Park. Coon Rapids is in Anoka county.
I live in Coon Rapids, it's in Anoka county.
How do you like living there?
It has some nice spots, some are not so nice, I like all the fun things to do, but I would like to see some changes.
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A term used to describe when a mother or girlfriend asks you a million questions or gives numerous commands in a row when you just walk in the door from work, school, etc.
Very typical for italian mothers or girlfriends.
Mother: Hi, what would you like for dinner? Pasta or chicken? Where were you? Why did you take so long? Is it cold outside? Is it sunny? Where were you again? Why didn't you answer the phone?
Person: uhh...
Mother: Well were having pasta. Wake dad up please! Go upstairs and change, I don't want you wearing your dress pants at the table. Hang up your clothes!
Person: Ma' your going rapid fire, relax and count to ten
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The treacherous narrow area of Shit Creek. Used to describe a series of unfortunate or stressful events in one's life that happen in quick succesion.
Bill- I've been up Shit Creek without a paddle for the past month, but the last few days have been a blur. It's just one screw-up after another.
Tim- Sounds like you've hit Crap Rapids