basketball reasons

a reason you give when you did something stupid and have no good excuse for why you did it

Sam: hey why did you take an arrow to the knee?
David Stern: basketball reasons

Sean: hey why did you use squirtle against bellsprout? you know grass is his weakness
David Stern: basketball reasons

Borat: Hey mister, why your wife she so sad?
David Stern: basketball reasons

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Fecal Reasoning

fecal reasoning- can be used like Fecal Justification, meaning the justification one utilizes in order to justify their defecation in a socially unacceptable manner/location

"The only reason I shit in the bucket is cuz were on the boat."

Kristen, spare me your fecal reasoning please

13th Reason

Reference to Netflix show, 13 reasons why. A reference to kys

Me: I just realized that strangers think me and my platonic friend are dating when they see us together in public
Other friend: yeah they do & he gives off republicans vibes 💀
Me: this is my 13th reason lmao

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Reason to live

A made up word with no good meaning aka non existent

When someone asks me what is my Reason to live "Excuse me?"

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Reasonable Doubt

Jay-Z's classic debut album. Considered by many to be his best.

John: Reasonable Doubt is a classic
Jim: Word

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13 reasons

Reasons to commiting suicide

Her: You are one of my 13 reasons

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personal reasons

The official reason given when you are sacked for shagging a prostitute in the office.

Dave has left for personal reasons