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A phrase used in substitution for actual reasons. It's typically used in situations where a question is either too complex to give a sound logical answer and it's simpler to convince the other person that they should just give you the benefit of the doubt, or because the question is incredibly stupid and therefore not worth answering, or the answer that would have been given should be obvious to anyone with a brain. It can also be used to just make a statement about something.
Person 1: I fucking hate Carrot Top.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because reasons.
Person 1: Are you voting for Santorum in the primaries?
Person 2: No, because reasons.
*kid falls off of bicycle*
Person 1: Haha, it's funny because reasons.
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a reason you give when you did something stupid and have no good excuse for why you did it
Sam: hey why did you take an arrow to the knee?
David Stern: basketball reasons
Sean: hey why did you use squirtle against bellsprout? you know grass is his weakness
David Stern: basketball reasons
Borat: Hey mister, why your wife she so sad?
David Stern: basketball reasons
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fecal reasoning- can be used like Fecal Justification, meaning the justification one utilizes in order to justify their defecation in a socially unacceptable manner/location
"The only reason I shit in the bucket is cuz were on the boat."
Kristen, spare me your fecal reasoning please
Reference to Netflix show, 13 reasons why. A reference to kys
Me: I just realized that strangers think me and my platonic friend are dating when they see us together in public
Other friend: yeah they do & he gives off republicans vibes 💀
Me: this is my 13th reason lmao
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A made up word with no good meaning aka non existent
When someone asks me what is my Reason to live "Excuse me?"
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Jay-Z's classic debut album. Considered by many to be his best.
John: Reasonable Doubt is a classic
Jim: Word
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