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A prostitute that lowers her prices for the changing economy.
"Man, Shelly understands my financial needs, and gave me a recession ride."
This word can be used as an excuse for anything in a time of economic hardship.
Go on try it next time you have to make an excuse for somthing, It's the lazy mans weapon against all that try and combat his laziness.
Moaner: Why don't you get a job and make somthing of your life?
Uber-cool-lazy-man: Full on recession
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Teacher: Why havnt you done your homework?
Student: Full on Recession
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Wife: Get off your ass, stop watching T.V and take the Kids out somewhere!
Uber-cool-lazy-man: Can't, Full on Recession. I'm feeling the pinch.
Backyard, urban gardens planted to squeeze every penny out of a food budget.
"People's home grocery budget got absolutely shredded and now we've seen just this dramatic increase in the demand for our vegetable seeds. We're selling out," said George Ball, CEO of Burpee Seeds, the largest mail-order seed company in the U.S. "I've never seen anything like it."
Gardening advocates have dubbed the newly planted tracts "recession gardens" and hope to shape the interest into a movement similar to the victory gardens of World War II. Those gardens, modeled after a White House patch planted by Eleanor Roosevelt in 1943, were intended to inspire self- sufficiency, and at their peak supplied 40 percent of the nation's fresh produce, said Roger Doiron, founding director of Kitchen Gardeners International.
http://www.commondreams.org/headline/2009/03/16-6
When, due to the downturn in the economy, a woman must forgo her bikini/brazilian wax.
I met a totally cute guy at Toronado last night but I couldn't go home with him because I have recession muff.
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General malaise about the recession that leads you to spend more money or engage in other acts to try to forget about your personal financial woes in this economy.
I have Recession Depression so bad. All I want to do is go to Best Buy today and charge a Wii.
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Not necessarily the prettiest girl of the bunch, but one who works in a bar or store and can get you free stuff. A girl to have on your side.
"My friends with hot girlfriends live at home with their parents while my Recession Girlfriend serves me free drinks all night long at the bar near my own apartment."
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The time lapse/phase of a teenagers year where everything is of boredom. e.g after exams, during the holidays.
Person 1: Man im sooo bored, nothing to do at ALL!
Person 2: Yeahh Teenage Recession...
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