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A recipe which includes an assortment of penises, dongs, dinglings, dicks, and/or cocks from any breed of life sauteed or stewed in a delicate urine sauce and served over a freshly filleted vagina.
Oh my gawd, this recipee-pee just made me cream my panties guy!
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When a recipe refers to a pre-packaged item or another recipe.
You: Mmmm... let's bake brownies. I've got my flour, eggs, milk, etc...
"Super Awesome Brownie" Recipe: Ingredients - 1 x Pillsbury Frosting, 1 x Ms Higgins Brownie Mix
You: Fuck you, Recipe Inception...
ingredients: onions, garlic, water, green onions, salami, green beans, soy sauce, fish sauce, plum sauce, salt, pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, chilli flakes, pepper.
recipe:
slice an onion until you have 15 even pieces, 3 pieces of garlic as well
put the pieces in a bowl with lots of water and microwave for 5 minutes on high or 7 minutes on low
pour the onions, garlic and onion water in bowl
add 10 slices of salami sliced
add onion and garlic powder
add the rest to your desired taste.
wow this onion soup recipe is mad fye el hombre
-Filling someones ass full of sweet potatos.
-stomping there ass mashing the potatos.
-throwing them onto a table.
-then covering them in marshmellow fluff.
A man came up to me looking for a fight in my local produce section. I said he should turn around and walk away before i turned him into "grandma's secret recipe". He promptly ran away.
1 egg beaten
1 cup buttermilk
1 cup all-purpose flour
one 3 pound chicken cut into 6 pieces
1/3 pound of crisco
1 teaspoon ground oregano
1 teaspoon chilli powder
1 teaspoon ground sage
1 teaspoon dried basil
1 teaspoon dried marjoram
1 teaspoon pepper
2 teaspoons salt
2 Tablespoons paprika
1 teaspoon onion salt
1 teaspoon garlic powder
2 Tablespoons accent (MSG based seasoning
I like KFC's secret recipe i guess.
THE DRANK'THE GAS' AND THE DANK
A I got liquor,dope and weed I got the recipe to get turnt up!!!