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Recreational Vesseltopia

The Natural and Logical solution to the Ban on "Floatopia"

Attaching red plastic spoons to the sides of a float to make it designed to be propelled by oars A Vessel = New and improved "Vesseltopia"

FROM: City Attorney
SUBJECT: Item 151 for July 26, 2010 City Council Agenda: Corrected Emergency
Ordinance (0-2011-7-a)

(h) Notwithstanding any other provision of section 56.54 and its appendices,
and except as provided in section 56.54(g), it is unlawful for any bather to
consume any alcoholic beverage within one marine league of any beach.

However. subsection (h) shall not be construed to regulate the
consumption of alcoholic beverages on any vessel.

California Harbors and Navigation Code Section 651.1

As used in this chapter, unless the context clearly requiresa different meaning, "bather" or "bathing" means a person floating,swimming, wading, or bodysurfing, with or without the use of aflotation device, including, but not limited to, floating upon orwith the aid of a surfboard, pcupsaddle board, surfmat, innertube, life preserver, or air mattress,

except a flotation device which is designed to be propelled by sail, mechanical means, power, oars, or paddle.

California Harbors and Navigation Code Section 651

(t) "Recreational vessel" means a vessel that is being used only for pleasure.

Dude the Cops look really pissed now that everyone turned their floats into "Recreational Vessels" with the plastic spoons for oars

Hay Now not everyone, Guy over there has an Umbrella for a sail

I feel so much better in a Vessel than I ever did Wading

I hear the city council is trying to come up with a patch for the Vessel Loop-Hole

What did you expect for them to patch the Pot-Holes "LAUGHTER"

Dude hand me another Beer

soon as I finish pissin :-O

RIP Floatopia

You can't Stop Stupid - Long Live "Recreational Vesseltopia" - CHEERS

by Recreational Vesseltopia'er July 27, 2010

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creation not recreation

SEX -designating the 'act' for commerce, rather than enjoyment. accepted by non-orgasmic females

at our church, pastor peterson preached that sex was for creation not recreation. a weak voice from the back replied, yeah but what am i 'sposed to do with all this spunk!!!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

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Recreational Sex

Sex for fun with no strings attached. See: swinger, fuck buddy

She was so into recreational sex, she forgot she had a boyfriend.

by slopecarver July 10, 2006

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Creative Recreation

Creative RecreationAn awesome brand of shoes that is made with the most godly materials that include leather.Surpasses Nike even with their grip and lightness.

Man: I gotta get me some of those Creative recreations
Man2: me too!

by DFK827375w347657834975 September 17, 2011

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recreational outrage

Outrage that all Americans enjoy whether they be Democrats or Republicans. liberals or conservatives.

Recreational outrage is fueled by the media, mainly towards Trump, but also any hot-button issue.

by jimmydale May 15, 2018

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Film Recreation

A type of film that is a recreation of non-existent, lost or already existing film.

"I also like film recreations." - Some movie fan

by Ryan900USAYT April 23, 2022


Recreational Racist

A person that makes racist comments and jokes in the presence of private company for the sole purpose of comedy. This person does not support their views but uses them for jokes, and just recreational purposes.

I'm not, I am just a recreational racist.

by smouch September 9, 2010

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