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Somebody who has the urge to be an asshole at every given point they can, they they are the lamest most shy piece of shit in real life.
"Look at that stupid fuckface Redditor over there!"
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That type of asshole who thinks they're better than you; usually driven by shallow, inconsequential internet points. They try to fulfil their own fragile ego by condescending and patronizing those they view as inferior; yes, they lack any self-awareness whatsoever. They often act like their opinions are important and should be listened to; even though they lack the insight or depth to make their thoughts of any substance. They're usually paranoid that the 'Instagram normies' (not realizing they're some of the biggest normies to grace the internet) are stealing their memes; as if anyone would want to steal their drivel. There probably are a few sane ones; but unfortunately, they're in the minority.
Friend: Did you read Phil's long, condescending, self-aggrandizing diatribe on Reddit about how Christianity is the worst thing to ever exist and how Atheism is superior?
Me: Yep, textbook Redditor moment.
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Anti-social weeb losers and so called memers,
Redditors tend to eat bags after bags of shredded cheese from the fridge, while loathing about themselves and cringey things they've done in the past, these redditors also tend to stay virgin from being a loser without any girlfriend . . . or friends.
"Friend":Are you a Redditor ?
Me: No Why?!?!
"Friend": I wouldn't exist if ur one
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Annoying Band kids who've never matured after the age of 10 who laugh at unfunny predictable memes everyday. Usually shows symptoms of, hating popular things, worshipping Keana Reeves and Pewdiepie, likes communism, and get's really horny all the time. They can be found in their rooms laughing at pewdiepie memes and going on the ask-reddit subreddit to ask a sex related question.
Teacher: Can anyone tell me what 60+9 is?
Redditor: BRUUUH, THATS THE SEX NUMBER LOOOL FLOOR GANG AROUUGH LOL TEACHER YOURE A SIMP SIMP YOUR A KAREN SIMP, THERE IS A IMPOSTER AMOUNG US, TEACHER HERE IS LOOKING A BIT SUS COMMUNIST 100 IM GOING TO BLAST USSR SHREAK ANIME ANTHEM BRUH BRUH BRUH NICE. UM TEACHER CAN I COMMIT DIE? WHATS MY NAME? heh joe mama. yes.
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An introvert with a Superiority Complex who mindlessly repeats and circle-jerks the opinions of their community while harassing others whos opinion slightly differs from their hive-mind. They seemingly post the same thing over and over again just with a slightly different template to get upvotes and feel validated for once in their life.
Redditors harass people who like Fortnite, Tiktok, or emojis not because they actually hate those things but because they want to feel validated by the Reddit Hive-mind.
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Most likely a skinny, pale creature that lives on caves or other dark areas. The only thing they do is mindlessly scroll through Reddit for hours. Most likely is a Virgin, so will try to Simp for anyone of the opposite gender.
"Hey what was that scratching in your basement"?
"Probably just a wild Redditor".
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An inferior species that spends 24/7 on reddit and worships Keanu Reeves, Big Chungus, and Minecraft. They are virgins that can't find a girlfriend and was single since 2016.
Normal Person: My friend that plays Fortnite died today. RIP 😞
Redditor: WHOLESOME 100 KEANU CHUNGUS BRUH MINECRAFT MOMENT FORTNITE BAD I WILL GET SO MUCH KARMA FOR THIS R/EMOJIPOLICE HANDS UP GO ON THE GROUND OMG AHAHAHAH
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