Regis is located off Federal blvd. in Denver, Colorado. If anyone knows about Federal blvd. is that it's the home of damn mexicains!!! They are all over the place. Walking off campus at night is asking to be shot in the K-mart parking lot! There's nothing good about Regis... it's a small fucking university with so much damn drama. Go Badgers!!! "WE GO TO REGIS!" is my favorite quote to live by!
Why do you wana transfer? "WE GO TO REGIS!"
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Everyone I've ever met that went to Regis University is an alcholic and a latent homosexual.
Jane: Boy, that John can't eat puss to save his life.
Athena: Of course he can't, he went to f'n Regis University!!!
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The secret society of the world's future.
They know where Waldo is hiding.
Regis High School is legit.
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The place where they train the future Evil rulers of the world.
They know what pi is. They just won't tell us.
They can talk to sheep.
Lex Luthor graduated from Regis High School.
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Passive aggressive frenchman who treats people like complete shit and believes he is better than everyone else.
Example "Hey dude did you just hear how that guy got talked to! YEAH he totally got the big man regis treatment, poor fucker"
The school that makes you question not if you are sducidal, but if you have the energy to kill yourself (the answer is no)
The school in which student body might never feel a womenβs touch, but at least will know every word in the dictionary.
The school in which no one ever gets bullied because no oneβs self esteem can get any lower.
The school in which you will meet the best teachers you have ever had and meet some which make you question if they know how to read an email.
The school in which their debate team holds the smartest idiots on the planet.
Hey! Do you go to Regis High School?
Yes! I do in fact have no social life.
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When one's teeth are outrageously white that they look blue like Regis Philbin's teeth
"Damn Stacy! You have some out-regis teeth! Whatcha been usin'?"