Reindeer Effect

The frustration after not being able to cum while fapping. (reference to the Christmas PornHub icon of a cute reindeer that stares at you.)

Dude, I tried to watch porn last night and got the reindeer effect.

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Reindeer Games

Absolutely terrible movie starring Ben Affleck.

I can't believe I just wasted 2 hours watching Reindeer Games...I'm going to find Ben Affleck and make him pay me back.

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Satan's reindeer

A Chevy Impala used as an undercover unit, especially to catch speeders.

I got popped doin' sixty in a forty-five last night by Satan's reindeer.

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reindeer hooves

the size of the lips around the girls pussy.

holy fuck look at the reindeer hooves on that girl

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French Reindeer

Derived from "The Jon Dore Television Show", the German word for reindeer is the same as the French word for "vagina".

Colin: Are you going hunting over the holidays? Do you need to borrow my AK?
Blake: No, I'm good, I'm going for French Reindeer

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raping reindeer

When a person shits in your eye and hits you in the face.

Josh just gave Matt K. a raping reindeer.

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Reindeer Fucker

Slang term used to describe someone of Norwegian descent, or someone from the Scandinavian aboriginal tribes, due to the abundance of reindeer in northern Scandinavia.

Hey man, that dumb Norwegian's here again! That silly reindeer fucker!

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